Resignation?

When Half-Life 2 and The Matrix online comes out. I have already prepared my resignation notice:

Dear Boss,

Although I love receiving your generous pay slip at the end of the month (which funds my gaming). I have decided to quit, effective immediately. I have taken a good look at my schedule and have realised I have to prioritise. I am sure you agree conquering worlds, saving mankind and closeing the gates of hell are more important than ensuring Mr Jones gets the best financial advice this week. My achievements as a gaming god far surpass anything I could possible accomplish with calculator and a barely acceptable internet connection (have you seen how much my counterstrike ping shoots up when you start sending all the boring reports off to head office).

I know that you have appreciated my loyal service over the last 2 years so I will be taking my workstation with me. Don't worry I will send round all my comedy pics before I pack it away.

Well that's all I have to say. Please try and contain your sorrow, maybe we can hook up on Unreal Tornament some time - I'll install a copy on your PC if you want....

Regards,

Keypad


That should do the trick....